WoozWorld News and Advice

Hello Woozens! With the Woozband locked away, be sure take a gander at the newWoozPaper Vol. 147 for the latest news!

Joke Bar

Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs
Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go?
A: On a diet
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on!
Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: The wheels, because they are always tired!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!

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Saturday, March 9, 2013

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